Gin time has come now Christmas (what a duck! like we celebrate Jezus’ birth) comes closer every day. Gin time means that people can act weird at 3 o’clock on a Sunday. Oh yes. I was in the back of our garden, taking care over my rabbit, when I heard people walking over the little path behind our house. It leads to a little building where there was a Christmas cafe. I heard a witch laughing. The people were talking, I thought it was about trains or something. But then. I heard them talking about ‘ten euros’. And suddenly they stopped, right behind me. I could see them slightly, but decided to stay very quiet.
Witch: “What do you have to do then?”
Man: “Well, you have to drop your pants” This was the point were I realised there were no trains involved. “And then he takes your penis” What? “And he goes like *blowing sound* and again *blowing sounds* . And then he does ‘feeeeeeeeee’.”
Witch: extreme laughter. Extreme witch laughter.
Me: *looks left*
*looks right*
*adds it to traumalist*
The damn bitch even scared my rabbit.
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Posted by No Blog Intended on December 12, 2011
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/ December 12, 2011The man said “HE takes your penis?”. Yuck, gay jokes are nasty.
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/ December 12, 2011And you even have to pay for it.
Becoming Bitter
/ December 12, 2011I second what Kinky said.
Miss Audrey
/ December 12, 2011The witch was really a witch or a figure of speech?:))
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/ December 12, 2011Well, she sounded as one, so I just considered her being one.
Becoming Bitter
/ December 12, 2011O_0
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/ December 12, 2011That must have been my face too.
mooselicker
/ December 13, 2011Was the witch wicked or good?
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/ December 14, 2011Wicked, duh. Good witches don’t scare rabbits and children.
The Hook
/ December 16, 2011“The damn bitch even scared my rabbit.”
Great closing! Hilarious!
No Blog Intended
/ December 16, 2011Thanks :).
Random Female Blog
/ December 17, 2011Alles gaat over penissen vandaag. Heb juist het hele mannelijke voortplantingsstelsel geleerd. Nou.
Voor de rest: ik snap het niet helemaal. Waar gebeurd verhaal??! *shock*
No Blog Intended
/ December 18, 2011Helemaal echt en waar :(. Ik heb nog niks gedaan voor biologie…
Random Female Blog
/ December 24, 2011Ik was gebuisd voor biologie.
No Blog Intended
/ December 26, 2011Ja, dat is wel minder, maar wat voor vragen stellen ze ook zeg.