I’m an evil giraffe

You might know that I get claws when it’s raining and I’m outside. Every one looking at me at that moment will see ‘die, bitch, die!’ in my eyes. Can’t help it. Normally I’m the sweetest of all but at those moments I could …. just… do evil things. And what is evil? This is evil:

It was Michael who reminded me of the good old days when my brother would show me those videos of a guy in makeup being funny… Enjoy.