I’m an evil giraffe

You might know that I get claws when it’s raining and I’m outside. Every one looking at me at that moment will see ‘die, bitch, die!’ in my eyes. Can’t help it. Normally I’m the sweetest of all but at those moments I could …. just… do evil things. And what is evil? This is evil:

It was Michael who reminded me of the good old days when my brother would show me those videos of a guy in makeup being funny… Enjoy.

 

 

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  1. I got name checked, yo. I can’t view that video whilst at work but the only giraffe sketch I remember him doing is when he tried to do an impression of one. It was jolly amusing.

    That grenade bombing over in Belgium is a bit mad. I assume that it is big news over there at the moment?

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    • Yes, it is really tragic. Some dead people once again, by one freak. What kind of world are we living in? It’s like the dog in the video says.

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  2. Becoming Bitter

     /  December 15, 2011

    Hey NBI that picture you were asking about (the dude with the black clothes and cross) is the lead vocalist of a Japanese rock band named GazettE (<< that's exactly how you spell it). They play several different types of rock music too. If you're interested, let me know and I can recommend some of their songs. I don't know what kind of music you like. So tell me. 🙂

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    • It’s a dude? Oops. He looks… feminin. Shoot, I want to be openminded to every sort of music. Music, not rubbish. Don’t get me talking about music unless you have plenty, plenty of time…

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      • Becoming Bitter

         /  December 15, 2011

        Most Asian men usually do look feminine. No, I don’t have plenty and plenty of time, but I would like to know the music you listen to aside from what you have already known me.

      • Good… I like lots of music, now mostly punk rock (The Offspring) or a bit metal (Iron Maiden, Metallica), but classical music can be great too (La Bayadere from Ludwig Minkus is amazing). New wave or eighties-like music, random songs every now and then… I guess I like a song, not a style. So I might not like Japanese rock in general but do like your band (I don’t know any Japanese rock, so this is hypothetical).
        By the way, I have nothing against feminine men. At all. It’s just a pretty dark image…

  3. Becoming Bitter

     /  December 15, 2011

    Oh NBI, about you being in the story.

    Don’t worry I’m planning another story with you in it. *evil smile*

    I didn’t want to use everybody right away with this one. So keep an eye open for the future story. In those stories I’ll keep myself as a side character.

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    • I’m in it? I’m really in it? God, that is awesomeness! *clandestine dream comes true*

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      • Becoming Bitter

         /  December 15, 2011

        Yes, I will be putting you in another story. Normally I decide character names, but I’ll let you decide yours. Oh and another thing what are your favorite books. I need some more info on you to develop your character properly. I’m really surprised by how people like being and even want to be in the stories I write. I never thought that would happen.

        The other story I will write will not be moody murders one after another. You’ll be living.

  4. Becoming Bitter

     /  December 15, 2011

    Feel free to email me at becomingbitter@gmail.com – about the books you like and what not.

    I think it’s great to be open minded with music. I am too. I listen to classical, soft, R&B, any song really. So, it’s the same for me. Nowadays I listen to rock music more.

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    • Yeah, it changes, doesn’t it? One period you like softer music more, then you listen to rock… I know *sigh*.
      I’ll mail you tomorrow, then I have more time.
      I feel flattered :).

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      • Becoming Bitter

         /  December 15, 2011

        Great! Remember not just books, your other likes and dislikes too. I know some of them already, but the more the merrier. 🙂

        I hope you like your character when you do read about it – in the next story I’m doing. I didn’t want to kill you off in this one.

  5. Becoming Bitter

     /  December 15, 2011

    Oh and add the movies you like too! Any childhood stories you like would be awesome to know as well.

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  6. These days you see A LOT of guys in make-up – and they’re not trying to be funny!

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